Ahhhhhh the life of rich people.
On Sunday in the NFL, the Cowboys were visiting their division rivals in Washington and things went awfully well for Jerry Jones’ troops with a gain of 27-20 and a good performance of the attack.
Yes, Dak Prescott played well, but we think we’ve found the real secret to the Cowboys victory: the hot butt.
Heated benches for the Cowboys
The Cowboys really flew their benches from Dallas for their game in Washington today ???? @brgridiron
(via @NFLGameDay)pic.twitter.com/lLj0h97NDU
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) December 12, 2021
With the cold coming in some areas, a Texas team like the Cowboys must learn to deal with foreign temperatures when playing on the road.
The solution, at least partially, is to have small luxuries such as heated benches close at hand for all players.
As easy as that. The team, with all the equipment of the players, also had large benches in their luggage with heating in them.
The #Cowboys had the company that manufactures heated benches ship these to Washington after the #Seahawks informed them that theirs didn’t function properly when they played here two weeks ago. Unsure of forecast, #Cowboys ordered these be delivered. High near 50 today. pic.twitter.com/XCZ1Q0Gz37
– Ed Werder (@WerderEdESPN) December 12, 2021
It was the Seahawks, rumored to have informed the Cowboys that the benches set up by the Washington football team for the visitors were not very effective.
We have to admit that, if it’s done on purpose, it’s really a good way to play in the minds of your opponents. Offer less comfortable benches, first step, put salt in the Gatorade then and make sure that the shower does not go beyond the lukewarm stage.
We love it.
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