Spencer Elden is the baby on the album cover Nevermind of Nirvana and owner of what was the most famous penis in the world until, without one and the other being able to compare, the black WhatsApp appeared on the scene.
Mr. Elden, who is now 30 years old, has no known trade or benefit. Everything that can be said about him refers to the tender photograph that they took of him in a pool swimming naked when he was a baby and that, thanks to the great depressing music of the people from Seattle, ended up becoming a rock icon. Of course, with prior authorization from the father of the child, who pocketed four dollars wrongly counted authorizing that the photograph could be used commercially.
That child aspires to become a millionaire at the expense of the Nirvana who still breathe
Now we have learned that that boy with funny love handles, who wanted to catch a dollar while swimming promoting the incurable pessimism of Kurt Cobain, has become a face that aspires to become a millionaire at the expense of the Nirvana that still breathe. He asks them for a fortune after reporting them for intentionally and commercially promoting child pornography.
The complaint is accompanied by the recurring filing that they provide in full hands whenever it is convenient for the lawyers who are dedicated to helping scammers and would-be scammers. Of course, there is no shortage of irreparable psychological damage and the usual blah blah to justify that, three decades later, Mr. Elden is nothing more than a wimp unable to profitably govern his life.
How to bear that the whole world, in the five continents, saw the little bird when it was a child of months? In the lawsuit it is clear what the price is to end this phallic drama. A million dollars – penny up, penny down – is what Spencer asks to forget that one day his was the most watched pill on the planet.
Likewise, all of us who keep the original album must be careful, lest we be taken away handcuffed by pedophiles at any moment. And nudists would also do well to stop by a swimsuit store, now that they are on second sales, since a simple naked body can become pornographic depending on which brains that, rather than sick, are totally destroyed by so much nonsense.
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