So Chelsea. Well, then we’d have that behind us too. Rather reminisce and listen to Buckethead: The UCL Alternative List.
BACKGROUND
The winners of the season: On their first date, Thomas Tuchel and Pep Guardioa in the Munich Bar Schumanns are said to have knocked the salt and pepper shakers around their ears while reenacting tactical operations that the waitresses would not even have dared to bring drinks – at least that was the case Legend. A bit of this kind of action would have been good for the moderately anticipated final between Chelsea and City, which came up with few surprises: The Blues won a narrow victory, like the last two clashes before. And it took Timo Werner less than ten minutes to shoot a ball a few meters in front of the goal in the wrong direction. Although the striker like SkyCommentator Wolff-Christoph Fuss knew how to weld the balls so well in the final training session that his coach suggested: “Timo, tomorrow too! Please.” Well, you can’t have everything either.
Otherwise there was a lot of crying, in the game, after the game, on all sides; We cannot confirm whether the Londoners “puked blood for joy” (again foot). But it is likely that so many Chelsea players were already licking the trophy when the medals were awarded that it was hardly compatible with the hygiene concept. And the lessons of the evening? 1. A handsome entertainer has been lost to Tuchel. 2. Referee Antonio Mateu Lahoz, of the basic type actually overreaching Klabautermann, fulfilled his educational mission in an unusually unexcited manner and quickly catapulted some dying swans back into life. And 3rd: This game is a bit nicer with fans …
The musical performance of the season: And because halftime, pre-game and other shooting dead shows are always particularly important to those fans (at this point we would like to remind you of Helene Fischer in the cup final of ’17 or Anastacia at a Bayern halftime championship party) UEFA spared no expense for the Champions League final either. The first hope that there actually Buckethead twirled one, but didn’t last long. There was always a lookalike with Marshmello, flanked by Selena Gomez and Khalid Boulahrouz, lavishly animated in a little film that the world didn’t necessarily need like that. The whole thing also had something to do with Fortnite … THESE YOUTH OF TODAY DOES NOT UNDERSTAND ANY MORE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lz9idj3zr8
The season’s feedback discussion: So let’s leave this boring endgame with all its atrocities aside and look back – surely there must have been something nice in nine months of the premier class? Yes a little. For example this conversation (in terms of content certainly close to the salt and pepper evening at Schumanns) when FC Barcelona let Paris Saint-Germain play dizzy:
Pique: Let’s hold the ball longer, damn shit. Damn hell!
Griezmann: “Calm down, Geri. Stop screaming.”
Pique: “Damn hell, Grizzi. Damn shit.”
Griezmann: “The F … your mother!”
Pique: “Fuck you. We suffer. We’re being played against the wall, and we’ve been for five minutes. Motherfuckers, we’re walking around here like crazy.”
Griezmann: “I run too.”
The foul of the season: 125 games – there is of course also appropriate kicking. Idrissa Gueye’s tendon spreader against Ilkay Gündogan from the semifinals would probably have deserved the award as the most disgusting foul, but of course you must never, never, never forget this action here. We are still stunned weeks later.
The tweet of the season: Manchester City is known to have the Oasis brothers and sisters Gallagher among its biggest fans. While Noel even broke his Skyblues in the stadium, brother and archenemy Liam usually shines on the Twitter keyboard during soccer games. After the final there was an eerie silence there, but the good guy didn’t just have our hearts with his Live ticker for the semi-finals against PSG won.
Neymar is an embarrassing little cunt
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) April 28, 2021
The find of the season: While the insults are already flying around happily: Our personal life has enriched the research on the list of the last sixteen Vol. III the most. They actually promoted that German swear dictionary – collected for general use and sorted alphabetically from 1839 to daylight. An almost never-ending source of bliss, since the discovery of which there has been virtually no morning meeting in which no one is teased as a sausage mouth, Schlabbertasche or tallow. Expressions like Brunz prophet or galley whore are also popular in most cases – just try it out!
The animal of the season: Which brings us to the animal of the season. “He is white, elegant and proud to be Breton,” is the somewhat dubious writing on the Stade Rennes club website. The text, which at the beginning could very well have gone in a different direction, is then only dedicated to the club mascot: an ermine. We may be a little too deeply immersed in the cosmos of these little animals, including incest and homicides of defenseless rabbits. Erminig, as Rennes’ own copy is called, not only appeared out of nowhere in the stands of the empty stadium in a somewhat psychotic manner during the (fortunately not very numerous) home games of the French, but even appeared there for one’s own social – Film media performance at the urinal.
End of half-time, return to the game! #SRFCCHE #SRENCHE pic.twitter.com/BRuauqbQci
– Erminig (@ErminigOfficiel) November 24, 2020
The exclusive news of the season: A big news, a big TV moment – with this delicacy from loved ones Sky-Colleagues we release you into the Champions League-free time. See you next year for the Super League! Or so.
Tone on ???? Laugh along ???? Our guys in the studio no longer get each other because of Didi’s insider information about Ronaldo. ???????? #skycl #ucl @DietmarHamann @leo71_official pic.twitter.com/0o18KrnADl
– Sky Sport (@SkySportDE) March 10, 2021
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