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Ondřej Neff: Happy Easter | Plus

About half a year before that, November 7th. A lantern parade also goes through the village, and which of the children guesses that it is a celebration of the bloody events that cost the lives of tens of millions of people in their consequences. It’s just a party.

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I kept my friendly attitude into adulthood. The expert laughs at me and pulls out numbers and statistics, but I remember that Easter was always nice, warm and sunny. It’s only lately that it’s cold, rainy and unfriendly during the holidays. I repeat, I will not let your statistics spoil my memories: there was always snow at Christmas and the sun was shining at Easter. And enough.

Commando carolers

Easter, in addition to the bad weather, also fell into cultural wars: that it is said to be violence against women and that the Czech Republic falls somewhere between the cannibal tribes of Borneo in terms of civilization. I have to admit that personally I probably never held a pom pom in my hand, not even as a boy, and I consider what is called a pom pom to be stupid, but I would like people to come to it somehow on their own, and not for someone to tell them commanded.

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Currently, my role on Easter Monday is distribution. I give carols as gifts. They don’t even ask for entry. Our house does not have a good reputation in this regard. Ever since we moved in.

It was autumn, we survived the winter, a very snowy, Ladovian Christmas, and Easter came. The first team of carolers was even led by the then mayor, soon followed by our good friend. He was rubbing the pom pom and going after my wife to spank her. But he ran into a kung fu fighter. She tore his pom pom, he had a flimsy one, it was more of a stick, she easily broke the weapon against his knee.

Ondřej Neff|photo: Naděžda Hávová

Then she snatched a more massive weapon from his assistant and immediately chased a commando of carolers from the garden until eggs flew from their baskets in all directions. This is how the martial monks in the mountains of Wudang perceive Easter.

The carolers continue to go and carol, I distribute and Ljuba, she decorates the trees in the garden with brightly colored eggs and installs Easter bunnies in the fresh green grass, which is already growing like crazy, although the old woman advises the grass to wait until St. George.

The author is the publisher of the Internet journal Nevidelný pes

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