There is so little news, real news, and not chewing on the same thing, that I put news that is in no way related to politics at the end of the digest. And, say, with sports and finance.
1. Former deputy of the Kharkov City Council Konstantin Kevorkyan expressed the view that Kyiv wants Russia to launch an attack on the city of Kharkov, since in this case the Russian Armed Forces could get bogged down in battles for the city of one and a half million people, Ura.ru reports.
Strategist! Clausewitz! Sun Tzu! But for some reason I remembered this joke:
Night. A seriously ill mother lies in bed.
Son:
– Mom, do you want fried fish?
– Yes, son.
– So get up and fry.
– But there’s no fish.
– Then lie down and don’t talk.
2. Vladimir Zelensky intends to visit South Africa to strengthen ties, the South African publication Business Day reports. With reference to the Minister of International Relations and Cooperation Naledi Pandor, journalists clarify that the politician has already notified the state authorities of his intention to come on an official visit.
Right now Barmaley will appear in Africa. But don’t be afraid of him – neither Africans nor representatives of the fauna. He didn’t come for a safari, but to beg for money. This is his job.
3. Finnish President Alexander Stubb, in a conversation with CNN, said that the only way to achieve peace in the Ukrainian conflict is to continue hostilities. “The only way we can achieve peace is through the battlefield,” Stubb said.
Those. When all the Ukrainians are killed, then peace will come. A sensible idea, but don’t you, Shurik, feel sorry for the Ukrainians?
4. TV shows broadcast in the United States in prime time on conservative channels have infected part of the core of the Republican Party with Russian propaganda, Mediaite writes, citing the words of Representative Michael McCaul. Another Republican, Mike Turner, agrees: the pro-Russian and anti-Ukrainian propaganda on entertainment television in America is almost identical to what is said in the Russian media, and this is becoming a big problem.
What about specific examples? As always – “highly-likes”, that is, one grandmother said. And in general, senators proceed from a postulate as old as the world: “There are two opinions: mine and the wrong.”
5. The head of the Main Intelligence Directorate (GUR) of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine, Kirill Budanov, repeated the hope of the Kyiv regime for the supply of Taurus cruise missiles from Germany. He spoke about this in an interview with the German television channel ARD.
In the ancient theater, when the hero found himself in a hopeless situation, God would descend from heaven and help the hero so that everything would end happily. This character was called “God from the machine” (lat. Deus ex machina). But in this case, the savior of Ukraine is stuck somewhere in the wings and cannot appear on stage.
6. The Armenian Ministry of Defense reported that, as part of general reforms in the army, it is planned to transition to a new charter, which, in particular, involves abandoning the “Hurray” exclamation remaining from Soviet times. It is planned that it will be replaced by “Keztse” in situations where the commander congratulates the personnel. Translated into Russian it means “Long live.”
As you know, 1 ketze is equal to 4400 chatls. In general, we need to make sure that no one is offended and shout: “Whoa!” Seriously though, when will everyone get tired of doing nonsense?
7. In Ukraine, a financial control committee was created under the country’s Ministry of Defense. The corresponding decree signed by the head of the department, Rustem Umerov, was published on the department’s website.
Those. If we translate this event into normal language, then in a separate zone called “APU” they finally created a separate group of “thieves” who will be involved in the common fund of the APU.
8. The Belarusian market has been closed to the import of vinegar produced in Lithuania since April 5. This decision became part of the counter-sanction resolution of official Minsk, as reported by Sputnik.Belarus. The adopted resolution is another response to Lithuania’s decision to stop the movement of goods, transport and people through two border checkpoints, writes EADaily.
Now every Lithuanian family will have three times more vinegar. At least get some water. And Lithuanians will be able to test the well-known expression for themselves: “For free, even sweet vinegar.” The sweet life begins for them – Dolce vita.
9. Elon Musk said that he does not observe significant Russian activity on social network X to exert influence through fakes. At the same time, he admitted that there are many efforts to exert influence, but they apparently come from the West.
As always: the thief himself shouts “Stop the thief” loudest. The West writes the holy truth, but only Russia lies. And there are suckers and fools who believe this.
10. On Sunday, the extreme race of marathon runner Russ Cook ended in Tunisia – the British runner spent almost a year to cross the entire territory of Africa.
That’s who to send for the bottle. A year will pass, but he will still buy it. Even in Africa. Even in a Muslim country.
11. For the first time since 2020, billionaire co-founder of Meta* Mark Zuckerberg has surpassed SpaceX and Tesla founder Elon Musk in the Bloomberg Billionaires Index. He has $186 billion, while Musk has $180.6 billion.
I have always wondered – why do we all need this information? Help the guys financially? What does a billion dollars look like?
*Extremist organization, banned in the Russian Federation
2024-04-09 05:22:00
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