A bidet company’s bizarre Super Bowl contest broke Twitter because they challenged players to turn in their post-game turd for a chance at $10,000.
Network television’s biggest day always invites the strangest offers, promotions and spectacles centered around the NFL’s championship game.
While always a lot of fun, some competitions tend to push the boundaries of what a “Super Bowl” celebration covers. This year, Tushy Bidet is pushing those boundaries by providing $10,000 to a random person to answer nature’s call from the big game the following Monday.
All people have to do is snap a photo of their #TUSHYSuperBowel, with added bonus points if the uploaders provide a little backstory on how the final product started the day before.
We mean business. You could win $10,000 if you send us your post-Big Game poop on Super Bowel Monday. Bonus points if you tell us what food it used to be. 👀 #TUSHYSuperBauch pic.twitter.com/FddU8MDYa5
— TUSHY Bidet (@hellotushy) February 9, 2022
It wasn’t long before the internet came along crappy competitionwith some wondering how a winner would be chosen and who the poor soul judging the entries would be.
To alleviate some concerns, the company even posted an image of a “scorecard” with various scoring rubrics for texture, color, length, bulk, and added flair.
While there’s no actual scoring on the map, the organizers have at least given some thought to what factors to look for.
In both cases, the action is already going viral in anticipation of Super Bowel Movement Monday. The responses to the contest are already bubbling out of control, and these are just community reactions.
With the competition looking for post-matchday turd, every picture the company has received so far doesn’t seem to count towards the giveaway.
The Tushy company wanted to step on the gas to attend the Super Bowl celebrations, and it’s already overflowing with posts following fans’ photo dumps.
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