Emmanuel Macron, June 14, 2022, on the tarmac of Orly airport. © Gonzalo Fuentes, AFP
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How, but then how is Emmanuel Macron going to be in London on Monday at the Queen’s funeral, when he has an appointment on the same day in New York with the Secretary of the United Nations? How ? Tormented by this problem, the newspaper Western France he hastens to reassure his readers. In a context of energy restrictions, the war in Ukraine and the planned invasion of the countryside by groups of refugees, the slightest extra concern could ignite Brittany, spark riots here and there … The anger of the people exacerbated by insolubility by Emmanuel Macron the agenda would be a powder keg that threatens to explode at any moment. For everyday life, it’s time to take action. Readers ask for explanations. He will have them.
After examining the transport times, the timing and the High Azores, the conclusion falls on the tables of the Normans on the verge of depression. He can do it ! In a video illustrating the article, the President explains that he and his wife will leave for London on Sunday evening. “It will be a moment of meditation and emotion”, he says during the interview in a public place. In the background, a New Orleans orchestra plays a frenzied melody. The concept of “at the same time” is respected. Just in case, the couple will bring bags of confetti …
The dangerous time is around 7:30 pm. As soon as the burial is over, the couple have 30 to 60 minutes to get to their plane. Music Mission Impossiblemad rush through the streets of London, sirens, 180km / h on Oxford Street, crossing Hyde Park in a straight line, two squashed ducks, three wiped out flower beds … Western France turn off the old Belmondo movie that was on TV… Will our heroes arrive in time? Well … yes ! If no obstacles get in the way between the deceased and the plane, thanks to the time zone, the brave Macron sits at the table of the UN Secretary General surrounded by many leaders at 10:30 pm. And here’s the job! Amazed, the guests pinch themselves to believe it. Patrick Sébastien makes his entrance and proposes the dessert menu. The biggest circus in the world can begin.
At the end of the reading of the article, the west of France regains its serenity. The yellow vests are stored in glove boxes. But by the way … How does he get back? At what time ? By what means of transport? Other problems could shake the region and stop the arrival of migrants. It is time for the regional press to stop frightening the populations.
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