the mailman Regi is getting married
When Kristel goes cycling, she likes to have Regi nearby (although she also likes to drive him off). — © dpg
Would you like to meet up with a couple who fiddle with each other all the time? Then ‘Regi is getting married’ is really something for you.
“You really want to reproduce, don’t you?”
“You want to reproduce!”
“No you!”
“Now you want to pin it on me. You want to procreate.”
“You too.”
“I say nothing.”
“You have good eggs.”
My goodness, if it had lasted that long, I would have started reproducing myself. Just to tell you that Reginald Penxten, alias Regi, is getting married for the second time in his life. He wants to give some publicity to this with a docuseries. “We want this series as a beautiful document of this phase in our lives, to look back on later,” he said in Het Laatste Nieuws. “We certainly don’t do this for the money. Everyone makes videos at a wedding, but now we also have the run-up to it on screen and in the best quality. So I no longer have to arrange a cameraman, I have a whole team at once.”
Not only does he have an entire team, but also an entire audience that can follow how he and Kristel hop through life like two calves in love. They tease to ask for love and have difficulty keeping their distance from each other. The difference with the portrait that was painted of him in 2015 in the Kroost program is big. Then he was still with Elke Vanelderen and they were complaining and complaining all the time instead of teasing. To the point of embarrassment.
That phase has not yet been reached this time. “You’re so handsome with your sunglasses,” he said in the second episode. “Those teeth! That’s why I want a child with you. I want it to have your teeth.” And so everyone has their reason for wanting a child. She thought he looked so sexy in the suit he tried on. “Now you really belong to a law firm with all your partners.” Regi: “Now I finally look like my bank account.”
However, a few possible problems are already emerging for later. For example, in the first episode we saw that she gets inflammation in her hip because she has to bend down too much to hug him (he is three centimeters smaller). And while he says he doesn’t sleep better anywhere than with her, she tells her friends: “I woke up three times because he was so close to me. His feet wrapped in mine and then you feel those toenails.” If you’re thinking: too much information, then you haven’t heard the story of the time they went cycling and she forgot to apply ointment, so it started to chafe in her crotch. That’s why they went into the bushes and he selflessly donated some sperm so that she could get some extra hydration.
Regi is getting married perfectly delivers what the title announces: a station novel. It makes one party dream that you can hook a famous person by looking into his eyes in a disco. And it makes the other person dream that you can also seduce someone who, like Regi, makes you think “how on earth did I get that?”. We will see whether all parties involved will later look back on these images with as much pleasure as hoped.
Regi is getting marriedTuesday, VTM 2
2024-02-06 21:35:00
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