Researchers have discovered a new virus mutation. Its designation is B.0.0.7, but popularly better defined as “mental corona”. It crosses the blood-brain barrier at the speed of light and attacks the prefrontal cortex, whose functions are seen as necessary conditions for a situation-appropriate control of actions and the regulation of emotional processes. The symptoms of the neurovegetative disease in the broader sense are restlessness and irritability, the associated fear of existence, skepticism towards experts of all kinds and rejection of authorities. The risk of infection is so great that simulation researchers even had to ask IBM for a mega-quantum computer in order to master the data volume and multidimensional complexity of the new pandemic. Masks do not help and all known vaccines, whether vector or mRNA, are ineffective. The only solution could be a special implant from the currently very fashionable and renowned cognitive researcher Howard Newton. So far enough science fiction for mental-lymbic stimulation, which is better than any electroconvulsive therapy. A mechanical-functionalist way of thinking is always something beautiful to approach the complex triumvirate of body, soul and spirit.
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