Loretta Goggi splendid gaffeur and queen of (involuntary?) jabs: vote 8
While looking for a toy poodle for her little dog Sami, Loretta Goggi found great social controversy in the Tali and Quali jury. She is no stranger to this type of qui pro quo. Already during the most recent edition of the mother format, the one with the VIP contestants, she had sparked the ire of Rosanna Fratello for a comment on her voice considered excessive by the unruly recipient (who today, among other things, ‘has with Ornella Vanoni). Always mild in his judgments, Goggi persists in highlighting the strengths of each replicant, even when there is little or nothing good about it. In the last episode, you made a reference to Alessandra Amoroso, competing in the next Sanremo, recalling how at the time of Amici “Sandrina” had almost refused to interpret “Maledetta Primavera”, producing a conspicuous grimace. “Then she sang it, even if I won’t tell you how she sang it!”, commented the juror, overwhelmed the next day by a tsunami of very angry social media tweets. Especially because it seems that Amoroso was never asked to interpret that historic song when she was among the students of Maria De Filippi’s school. What a gaffe! Now, however, only two questions remain: who, among the young talents of the time, attempted to make the great refusal? And, above all, has Goggi finally found a toy poodle for her Sami? If the Tali and Quali competition is not always exciting for those who are not part of the closest family circle of each competitor, Goggi was able to give, perhaps unintentionally, suspense and brawl to the show. We appreciate it. A lot.
Carlo Conti bones the mother show, the tax of too many spin-offs: vote 5
Tali and Quali, Natale and Quale Show, we will even (re)see the Sanremo version of the mother format in two installments (Saturday 17 and 24 February). And always on Rai 1. Every year the age-old question returns about the opportunity to dismember the program into so many television children and stepchildren. And every year Carlo Conti implicitly replies that yes, he thinks that’s the case. Overdosed by imitators, be they VIPs or Nips, the public still rewards him. And then, someone had to collide with the battleship of You’ve Got Mail on Saturday evening. In the general stampede, here stands, as often happens, Conti, someone to whom garnering low ratings, or in any case losing several consecutive evenings in the Auditel ring, certainly does no harm, on the stainless side of his career and fame. If we appreciate the courage to go, kamikaze, against Queen Bloody Mary, a little more variety wouldn’t hurt. Rai 1, also in this TV season, opened the year literally colonized by replicants. There is an urgent need for a cure for such an obsession.
Cristiano Malgioglio “free woman”, his anecdotes are hilarious: rating 9
He had dinner several times with David Beckham, his girlfriend Simona Ventura, when the handsome footballer played for Milan. And even today Cristiano Malgioglio wonders why his wife Victoria never smiles, despite having so much Marcantonio at his side. Defined as a “Free Woman”, he is the juror most contested by the public because, whether faced with a VIP or a Nip replicant, he never gives up his perfidy in his judgments. After all, being the voice of truth is hard work, but someone has to do it. “I’m sorry, but I only heard loud screams” is among the softest epitaphs uttered by Aunt Malgy in this latest, unfortunate edition. This despite the fact that the level of the competitors was not exactly kennel level. On the other hand, we have won new crunchy anecdotes about his incredible life and career: the time he met Cher and Christina Aguilera in Madrid, for the premiere of the film Burlesque, the fact that he was born in Las Vegas and then moved to Masacca (in province of Catania, ed.). Among the impossible looks – above all we remember when he showed up at the table with a wedding cake on his head – and his VIP memories, Cristiano Malgioglio always remains an excellent reason to watch the broadcast. Never mind if he then lingers for the umpteenth time on the true story of Chocolate Ice Cream (which, no, was not inspired by a porcine encounter in Africa, but by a pudding in which, due to the fault of the maid, she ended up putting salt instead some sugar). Colorful and very severe, the perfect definition of added value. Or even unique, to be honest.
The absence of prosthetic makeup is the usual plague of Egypt: rating 4
Tali e Quali is certainly a program made more quickly and perhaps even with less budget than the mother format. Thus, the competing replicants are forced to give up prosthetic make-up (i.e. the protests that the show’s make-up artists add to the faces of the VIP competitors to make them more similar to the originals). Except for exceptional physical similarities – and exceptionally rare – the result is despairing: they all seem to have come out of a provincial cover band. It is no coincidence that the jurors are asked to listen to them by putting a visor over their eyes, which prevents them from seeing these Frankensteins. The public, however, sees them all, from the beginning, flagellating their corneas. The usual plague of Egypt. Cirilli and Paolantoni included.
Giorgio Panariello Malgioglio’s nemesis, it takes stomach: rating 7.5
Apparently, Cristiano Malgioglio and Giorgio Panariello crossed paths at the beginning of the nineties, when the former was already an established artist, while the latter imitated Pupo by kneeling on still not very prestigious stages. Today, especially at Tali e Quali, the Tuscan comedian is Aunt Malgy’s true nemesis: every time the most severe juror at the table throws out an anecdote about some VIP meeting, Panariello is always ready to debunk it: “Cher? And where did you see her? In a service station?”. The interaction between the two generates multiverses in which, perhaps, we would like to live. Or even just take a holiday to see the effect it has. However, we remain worried about Panariello’s metabolism: will he have finally managed to digest the bite of the cake that Malgioglio wore as a headdress in one of the most colorful episodes of this edition? We highly doubt it could have been edible… To face the “free woman” Cristiano, however, you need a stomach. Let alone to tease him. So, regardless, chapeau!
Pieraccioni’s gaffe in promotion of the new film: rating 5.5
It went really badly for him. Guest of the second episode in promotion of the new film entitled “Pare Parecchio Parigi”, the director and actor Leonardo Pieraccioni, wanted to tell the plot of the comedy to the general public, however addressing in particular Cristiano Malgioglio. “Because, as Walt Disney said, an idea is only really good if you can explain it to your grandmother”. Well, the operation was quite successful. It’s just a shame that ours launches into a risky solution: “In every family there is acrimony, like in the one protagonist of my film. But a few days in Paris are enough to resolve any friction.” Oh yes? Go and explain it to your brothers-in-law, your in-laws, your children and the very free-range and poisoned parents of You’ve Got Mail, in counter-programming on a Saturday evening. While on the one hand, Rai 1, it was said that with a little Paris the pill goes down, Canale 5 was broadcasting the usual fratricidal family feuds. We doubt that a holiday could fix everything, often not even Maria De Filippi herself can do it. For the director, the timing definitely sealed the deal.
Fiaschi is everywhere and deserves it, black belt in imitations: rating 8.5
Always in disguise, perhaps a less attentive viewer may not notice that behind some of the most successful imitations we see on TV there is always him: Leonardo Fiaschi. A Tali e Quali was a Morgan even more Morgan than the original, caricatured and egotistical to Olympian levels. In stubborn struggle with the studio audience, he threatened to leave several times. Let’s quote the best: “Carlo, look, I’m leaving, I’ll be like the lobster in The Masked Singer!”. Once this commitment is over, we are already seeing him again in the cast of Mad in Italy (every Monday in prime time, Rai 2) and, even before, he had imitated Albano, only in voice, on Io Canto Generation, faking a phone call from the lion of Cellino San Marco to host Gerry Scotti This is just to mention the most recent TV appearances. Leonardo Fiaschi is everywhere and he deserves it. Transversal and phenomenal. Hats off!
2024-02-03 23:36:00
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