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Humorous Critiques of Western Politicians and International Affairs

Reading the statements of Western politicians, you understand how right Voltaire was: “Infinitely small people have infinitely great pride.”

1. The UK government will include the Russian PMC “Wagner” in the list of terrorist organizations. This is reported by the BBC TV channel with reference to the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Kingdom, Suella Braverman.

Everyone is fighting ghosts – “Wagner” de jure does not exist.

And Suelle Braverman,
It would be better to lie on the sofa.
Relax, fix your brain
Stop making people laugh.

By the way, what about the Mozart PMC, are they alive?

2. The United States is going to continue to support Ukraine in a state of war to the last Ukrainian, sparing no money. This was stated by the press secretary of the President of the Russian Federation Dmitry Peskov, commenting on the visit of US Secretary of State Anthony Blinken to Kyiv.

Now the American accountant Pan Votruba will reduce the debit to the credit and see that there are still many Ukrainians left, so the war can be continued.

3. The European Union is not yet ready to either refuse Russian gas or impose sanctions on it. This was stated by Deputy Head of the European Commission Maros Sefcovic and Minister of Energy Tinne Van der Straten, writes EADaily.

If it is impossible, but it is very necessary, then it is possible. This is the European understanding of all anti-Russian sanctions.

4. The British newspaper Express reports that Poland sent a signal to Russian President Vladimir Putin, strengthening the defense on the Russian-Polish border.

It is much more important here where Putin sent Poland: “to” or “to”.

5. German Chancellor Olaf Scholz, speaking in the Bundestag, said that only an influx of educated migrants can help the country solve the problem of a shortage of highly qualified personnel.

In vain, Scholz is sure that a highly qualified specialist will go to Germany, from which such specialists are fleeing. By the way, as an example of such specialists, he mentioned “a nurse from Georgia”. Although I am not from Georgia, I worked as a nurse in Israel for five years and did not know that I was a specialist. If only for the removal of corpses to the morgue.

6. American TV presenter Tucker Carlson published an announcement of an interview with a man who announced his intimate relationship in 1999 with Barack Obama, who later became US President.

Are you gay? No, but I once slept with a guy who slept with a gay man.

7. The age of the President of the United States Joe Biden does not affect the independence to analyze the situation, as well as make political decisions. This was stated by US Vice President Kamala Harris in an interview with Associated Press.

Lord, what a rare fool! The question is not whether age prevents political decisions or not, the question is that the decisions Biden makes are complete crap.

8. The Verkhovna Rada supported the appointment of Rustem Umerov to the post of head of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine. This was announced by the deputy of the Verkhovna Rada Yaroslav Zheleznyak. 338 parliamentarians voted for the appointment of Umerov, no one opposed.

Democracy… Someone would have tried to oppose it – now the seats have been vacated on the front line.

9. Trade Representative of Ukraine Taras Kachka threatened Poland and the EU with litigation. Ukraine will file lawsuits against Poland and the entire EU in the WTO if they do not lift restrictions on the export of agricultural products after September 15.

Here it is – swine gratitude. European and especially Polish idiots gratified Ukraine so much that they did not notice when they became her serfs from the owners.

10. Ukrainian Foreign Minister Dmitry Kuleba met with US Secretary of State Anthony Blinken at a cemetery in Kyiv, RIA Novosti reports. The head of the Ukrainian Foreign Ministry also added that the US Secretary of State was the first colleague who began his day in Kyiv at the Berkovets cemetery.

Too bad they didn’t stay there. I think for only one reason – there were no aspen stakes and silver bullets at hand – the best means against vampires.

11. According to the New York Post, US President Joe Biden again found himself in an awkward position, unexpectedly “escaping” from the veterans’ awards ceremony, which was held at the White House. The publication clarifies that the head of state left the event before the end of the official part – the reading of the final prayer.

Apparently, his diapers got very wet and the smell went. So he ran to change them. And diapers, as far as I know, are changed without prayer.

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2023-09-07 05:17:00

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