Hamburg: This search ad on Ebay is so tempting that hardly a man can resist!
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A soccer team from Hamburg-Eimsbüttel is looking for a new Cristiano Ronaldo via eBay classifieds.
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Ebay classifieds has the craziest offers – like this one Hamburg.
The search ad for a soccer team Hamburg-Eimsbüttel makes a lot of people laugh.
Hamburg: This search ad on Ebay is tempting
During the summer break, not only the football teams from the professional leagues are looking for new players. The lower-class teams are also looking for reinforcement.
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A particularly creative club from Hamburg has now thought that one could get a new striker with an advertisement on Ebay classifieds.
The player ad on the “Best of Classified Ads” Facebook page causes a lot of laughter. In the requirement profile it is written: “Looking for Kreisliga Ronaldo who did not make it to the professional. The new season starts in four weeks and we, a team from Eimsbüttel, are looking for 4-5 hard-drinking players for the district class B. “
Hamburg: We are looking for players in all positions
What should you bring with you? “Condition. Our mileage is ten kilometers per game. So a total of ten kilometers as a team, not individually, ”says the ad.
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This is Ebay:
- is one of the largest online marketplaces
- is an American company
- was founded on September 3rd, 1995 by Pierre Omidyar
- was initially founded under the name “AuctionWeb” and then renamed “Ebay” at the beginning of 1998
- Until July 17, 2015, the payment service “PayPal” also belonged to the company before it became independent
- the original consumer-to-consumer relationship with a flea market-like character changed over time, so that the platform is now also used by commercial traders
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We are looking for players in all positions. After all, the team only has fixed positions at the bar.
The advantages: a new artificial turf pitch and a new clubhouse, as well as its own bar and grill stand. And also: “The university hospital is not far away when Libero Manni flanks you with 130 kilograms”.
Hamburg: Anyone who comes with colorful shoes will be embraced
But, as is well known, there are also disadvantages: The games take place on Sundays at 9 a.m. If you come to training with colorful shoes, you should expect to be clasped around.
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Finding a new player with the same qualities as Cristiano Ronaldo will be difficult. But the team from Eimsbüttel could perhaps have been strengthened by the funny advertisement alone. (oa)
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