Dear Pep Guardiola, Return to Bayern – The Ultimate Coaching Dream Team for FC Bayern Revealed

“My Bayern” is the name of the column by the legendary SPORT BILD reporter Raimund Hinko, who deals with the German record champions. Hinko has been with FC Bayern for decades.

Dear Pep Guardiola,

You! Yes, of course NOT! Who else on earth?

You have long noticed that I have been advocating for you as a Thomas Tuchel fan for weeks. You always laugh when my colleagues bring up coaching candidates at Bayern that you can’t even classify right away. A growing number of coaching colleagues come from the rest of the Premier League. This English league that has been terrible is stealing its own juice for years. Which in Europe have long since lost touch with the Spanish La Liga or the Bundesliga, which they snobbishly call the “Peasant League”, or are currently losing – see Champions League, see League Europa.

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In fact, your return to Munich feels adventurous. But she is so close. My colleagues are also slowly changing their minds. Because of that Bayern Now we just need a great trainer (that could come from your vocabulary). They need the best in the world. They do not deserve more coaching sausages (pardon the vulgar expression) saying that they rejected an offer from Bayern Munich. You, dear Pep, would put it quite differently. You would say: I love Man City. This is a piece of my life. So if I said no to FC Bayern, it would not be a rejection, but a declaration of love for the club with which I signed until 2025.

But now between us. What should you do next with your rich club, which you have managed and controlled with confidence since 2016 with the help of the sheikhs of Abu Dhabi? Who is most likely to give you even the sixth championship of England, what for them Premier League means amazing performance. The club you gave the Champions League trophy to a year ago. As you have now been eliminated by Carlo Ancelotti’s Real Madrid in the penalty shoot-out in the quarter-finals – you beat a few eggs over him.

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Better stay with your Munich apartment near the old botanical garden. Go to the Schwabinger Osteria Italiana again with Uli Hoeneß, who has been a fixture for both of you since you lived in Manchester. Your children would also be happy to live in Munich again. At least your wife. The best thing is that, unlike Ancelotti, you don’t break your tongue over the hard and difficult Germany, old Catalonia, you. And that you belong to the rare breed of people who can work well with Hoeneß and Karl-Heinz Rummenigge. In harmony with almost all subjects, even in matters of football – because it has been part of Bayern’s DNA ever since Bundesliga-Ascension in 1965 possession of the ball was the main thing.

For me, there are only three people who can guide this seemingly uncoachable FC Bayern through its storms: Hansi Flick, Carlo Ancelotti – and best of all, you. Unfortunately Jupp Heynckes and Ottmar Hitzfeld are out due to age. Anyway, this new coach must have coached Bayern before. Anything else is too risky and doesn’t make sense. And this time Hoeneß doesn’t have to travel secretly to New York like in 2013 to sign you far away from Säbenerstrasse. It was really cool back then. Bayer Leverkusen icon Rudi Völler expressed how revolutionary you have developed Bayern’s game in an interview with SPORT BILD in a eulogy for you, dear Pep: “The way Leverkusen became champions under Xabi Alonso was half There was only one team in the Bundesliga with which this could be compared: FC Bayern in the first season under Pep Guardiola in 2013/14. In fact he was your star student.

You see Pep – there would be an uproar through Munich if you came back. And when I read FC Bayern’s hand, its life lines, something really crazy happens to me: it is very possible that you could develop FC Bayern hand in hand with Thomas Tuchel. No, I’m not crazy, think about the year 2014, when you sat in the Schumann Bar with Tuchel in the Hofgarten, moving salt shakers, tables, wine and beer mats for hours. You with your offensive urge and the more reasonable Tuchel, who sometimes hinders the crisis. Who wants to reach the Champions League final at Real Madrid on Wednesday in his own way. Pep, Thomas would slow you down at the last minute if you had tactical plans that were too risky. It’s supposed to have happened before…

GUARDUCHEL – that would be the most advanced team in Bundesliga history – even football history. And then something else occurs to me: Both of them could bring Thomas Müller into their conversations. Thomas Müller, instead of asking for mercy on the field, as the spokesperson / head of the youth performance center. Müller, who joined FC Bayern at the age of eight. Then Hoeneß would also be satisfied, because he wants to develop good players at FC Bayern instead of spending millions. They need to fund you, dear Pep – sorry to laugh so rudely now.

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This constellation would not only be a source of stress for the players. Because Pep, you also introduce a bit of sympathy, you can hug stars, take them away, something that Tuchel does not necessarily like. But you can slow down Tuchel with his “Holding Six”. You have long been aware that Aleksandar Pavlovic can do it. Or Konny Laimer. Or – if both were injured – Jamal Musiala too. But then the 10 would be missing. That’s not bad, because then you just chase Thomas Müller, this combination of player, secret coach and team manager, back to the pitch.

Strictly speaking, with you, dear Pep, Bavaria can rule Europe for years to come. Also because Eberl Max, this original Bavarian, knows how to do procedures quickly and intelligently. Real Madrid can start now. You have plenty of time, dear Pep, to enjoy the game from the cup. No, that’s not a joke, that’s not irony. You are too precious to me for that.