The France and a large number of European states are currently in containment to curb the spread of the Covid-19 coronavirus. Many of us have naturally turned to our television or console to pass the time. And this will obviously have an impact on our health… and our general appearance.
OnlineCasino, a Canadian site specializing in gambling (sic) has indeed launched a study aimed at determining the physiological impacts that very long gaming sessions could have on our organism. Because why not.
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To do this, these self-proclaimed specialists have drawn on other studies by the National Health Service, the World Health Organization and other similar sources, respectively.
Gamers seen by a casino site (yes)
They then listed all the consequences that sleep deprivation, dehydration, lack of vitamin D or even eye strain could have on our poor tormented organisms and they of course put it all in pictures by teaming up with specialists of 3D.
The result: Michael, a being with grotesque features. And our future, obviously.
To come to this result, the “researchers” of OnlineCasino simply listed all the downsides that heavy consumption of video games can have, in the caricatured sense of the term. Michael therefore has a pallid complexion because he never leaves home and his body lacks vitamin D and B-12.
Worse, the poor creature is hunchbacked due to his poor play posture and he even has a good part of the body covered with eczema. The stress of these terrible video games, of course.
A summary of all the shots specific to gamers
But the caricature does not end there. Michael also has bloodshot eyes because he does not know blue light filter glasses and his head is deformed due to his virtual reality headset. And that’s not to mention his misshapen and curled fingers or even his prominent belly and rounded shoulders.
To make matters worse, Michael also loses his hair and it is easy to imagine that he must have great difficulty in aligning two words. Also, be aware that Michael also has more hair around his ears than usual, because his body “seeks to protect itself from the dirt and debris suspended in the air around him”. In addition to being ugly, Michael also has the misfortune of not being too focused on hygiene.
In short, you will understand, OnlineCasino has put in pictures all the pictures specific to gamers. We’re going to put this on the April Fool’s account.
Gamer of the Future (or not)
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