27 neighborhood notes that baffle me

“If anyone feels bothered, they’re welcome to take a slap.”

1. “Fought for my life with a mean reaper”

2. “For those who always run here. Urologists around here”

3. “Please don’t throw up in the elevator”

4. “I was in a bad mood and it was raining”

5. “Send a message to 1 nice guy”

6. “Forgive and forget! (Take some good notes!)”

7. “Sorry for the noise my (ex) boyfriend is an asshole”

8. “Next time without the drummer, please!”

9. “Fuck you!!! Think about it.”

10. “I am ‘EL ZORRO’, who are you?”

11. “It’s going to be dirty and loud and super mean.”

12. “Who Says That?” – “Me!!! Your Mudder”

13. “Dear Electronic Composition Enthusiast”

14. “It’ll be louder and longer! So please be quiet in the house tomorrow morning!”

15. “One can only celebrate with this excellent selection of music”

16. “I don’t remember anything. I’m sorry.”

17. “If someone is annoyed, they’re more than welcome to get a slap.”

18. “I have patience, I have time and it will happen!!!”

19. “Your overbearing servant tone belies a good daycare!”

20. “Welcome Home and Greetings from Number 15”

21. “It was delicious!”

22. “And you guys haven’t broken up 20 times by now?”

23. “Whoever breaks in has to deal with FIST FIGHTING!”

24. “FINALLY FUCK MORE QUIET”

25. “I saw the hole”

26. “Opinion”

27. “THESE NOTES ARE NOT HANGING THERE FOR FUN”

Thanks so much to Notes of Berlin on Instagram for collecting these and other great stair notes!