Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Trump and JD Vance Over Democratic Midterm Wins
Democrats Take House and Senate in Midterms
Democrats took so many seats JD Vance can’t even find one to have sex with him tonight, Jimmy Kimmel remarked on Jimmy Kimmel Live while celebrating what he termed a blue tsunami.
Kimmel recapped the midterm elections on Jimmy Kimmel Live, declaring victories for Democrats and heavy losses for Donald Trump. Although not all results were final when the show aired, the host pointed to an election model from Harvard that estimated the probability of Republicans keeping the House as equivalent to rolling a 20 on a 20-sided die.
Key Races
Kimmel noted a few key races, including James Talarico’s successful campaign in Texas.
Kimmel turned his attention toward Donald Trump’s reaction to the incoming returns. Donald Trump was reportedly angry and cursing as the results came in, according to the host’s on-air recap. Kimmel joked about the delivery logistics for the evening, stating it would be a difficult shift for the DoorDash driver delivering Papa John’s to Trump.
Kimmel Mocks Trump Claims and Reacts to Democratic Majorities
Before the evening’s results solidified control of both chambers of Congress for the Democrats, Kimmel highlighted a morning broadcast where Trump claimed a 99 percent approval rating in Israel and suggested he could move there to become prime minister. Kimmel quipped that he would gladly pay for an El Al flight to make Israel great again.
As the scope of the losses became clear, with the House and Senate heading toward Democratic majorities, Kimmel delivered his final assessment of the political terrain. The blue wave has made landfall and now the red wedding begins, Kimmel declared on air. He concluded the segment by stating that Donald Trump is officially a lame duck and an orange chicken at the same time.
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