Warning: Spoilers and NSFW content ahead!
โSouth Parkโ celebrated Thanksgiving early on Wednesday by roasting Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth with a musical parody of Kenny Logginsโ 1986 hit โDanger Zone.โ
After Hegseth demanded the release of tech billionaire Peter Thiel from the local jail โ only to get his ass kicked to the curb โ the defense secretary attacked the โwoke liberal town that is actually defying our governmentโ in an over-the-top video for the โDepartment of War.โ
โIโm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass and Iโm all out of ass!โ said the animated Hegseth.
Although Trump urged him not to make a bunch of social media content in South Park, Hegseth defied those orders by using military resources for clicks to take down what he called an โAntifa uprising.โ (In reality, the townโs residents were running in the annual Turkey Trot, now sponsored by Saudi Arabia.)
After Hegseth and the military tear-gassed the runners, the defense secretary dropped down to the streets via helicopter as the โDanger Zoneโ parody played.
โPete Hegseth is a fucking douche! Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche!โ the song began. In real life โ and much to Logginsโ displeasure โ Trump used the โTop Gunโ tune in his AI-generated, poop-dumping post.
As the song continued, the former Fox News host was shown choking a runner (whoโs wearing a turkey hat) and tackling another while taking a picture with a selfie stick.
The parody song continued as Hegseth proceeded to wrangle up and detain more runners:
โActing like a tough guy, posting it around the world. Making lots of content, like a little teenage girl.โ
