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Okay, I can extract the list items from the provided HTML snippet. Here they are:
- Seriously, where are our tax dollars going?!?!
- Don’t you love the way the government supports learning?
- At American schools, we apparently take away bathroom doors.
- This school bathroom literally doesn’t even have stall doors.
- I swear schools have a vendetta against bathrooms. Like, what is this???
- Would they really rather you pee your pants in class?
- This school literally FINES students who “take too long” in the bathroom. what if I have to poop???
- I literally shudder when I think about the food our cafeteria served. How are nachos lunch????
- I actually think this “meal” might be alive.
- At least schools require milk with lunch,which gets you the calcium needed for the day!
- Is this really necessary??? Is it?
- Why the heck are class schedules organized this way?
- Your taxes pay for public school but not lunch,apparently,and some schools are fine seeing kids go without.
- The standards at some schools are ridiculous. My favorite is “You won’t get away with this in college.” Reader – you will, in fact, get away with it in college.
- Now we have the fun new challenge of being accused of using AI in our essays.
- I just want to see if ther’s a booger in my nose!!!!