It seems that the I.Con, invented by the British Condoms brand, is a revolution in sexual protection. But maybe not as much as you think … Indeed, this connected condom is not quite one. It is rather a reusable connected ring to be placed at the base of the penis. And its little more, well, it is to get you out all kinds of nice figures about your sexual intercourse and more generally, your cock. I know, that makes you dream. It is nevertheless a technological invention that commands respect, but for what specific purpose ultimately?
Well, there isn’t really any. If it is not to blame on his performance at the stake or worse, on his dick. More concretely, here are the data on which you learn this ring after having fornicated:
-The frequency of intercourse (just to remind you that you don’t remember the last time you did it).
-The speed of sweeping, if I may say so. Whatever ugly, let’s call it back and forth.
-The number of back-and-forth (just to remind you that: advance-backward-advance-backward-eject, we are not all called Rocco).
-The duration of sexual intercourse (not cool, unless you are a serial-nicker).
-The circumference of your Bamako beam (nice, we compare and we do an average?)
-The temperature of your skin (the only funny fact, because very little useful).
-The number of calories you burned during the thing (Okay. That speaks to me).
It’s a little gimmicky, a little funny, a little weird, and a little all at the same time. But hey, it takes everything to make a world. And if there are interested, it is by HERE.
Photo credit / featured photo: britishcondoms.uk
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Posted by Charlene on Dec 31, 2019
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