Jorge Lanata’s monologue: from the 17th banner, to the clown Filomena and Berni’s spot

Like every Sunday, since Journalism for all Box (eltrece) Jorge Lanata made an analysis of the most important topics of the week: quarantine; the flag of the 17th; the participation of the clown Filomena in full report of the Ministry of Health, the oxford vaccine and the spot of Sergio Berni, among others.

The monologue

“One hundred and fifty-seven days of quarantine. Did you see that when the novels reach chapter 157, and you already realized 30 chapters ago, that they are stretching it because they have nothing better to put? Well, here it happens more or less the same. In the cradle of the coronavirus, in Wuhan, where everything started They are fucking! Electronic party in the water, without social distance or chinstrap. Don’t let Gollán see it… ”the journalist ironically commenced his monologue.

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In addition, he opined on the # 17A march, called by sectors of the opposition, which had replies in many cities: “On Monday many people went out to the streets throughout the country. In the City of Buenos Aires there was a concentration at the Obelisk and the common denominator was the rejection of the changes promoted by the ruling party in Justice“.

“Far from taking note, the Government doubled the bet. He hastened the treatment of the judicial reform project in the Senate and issued an opinion that just showed, in an unpublished fact, 24 hours after signing. In the middle, they incorporated the ‘Parrilli clause’ that enables judges to denounce ‘media pressures’ and, in give and take, created new appeals chambers in some provinces, at the request of the governors. It was something like: you give me a vote, I give you a court, and so on, “he added.

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Likewise, Lanata expressed: “Cafiero apologized to health workers ‘for not being able to stop the demonstration‘. If you have to apologize for all the shit … that you do, you won’t have time for your specific occupations, which would be: how to write on Twitter, upload photos to Twitter and retweet Twitter memes and apologize on Twitter ” .

“Another who came out to speak was Grabois: he said that authority must be applied over the people who demonstrated. He asked to take the license plate of the cars and sanction the protesters. If it doesn’t take the land, it takes the patent. Just he who got tired of cutting streets and taking shopping malls. Over there the Pope forgave him and he is now free from sin. Grabois got confused, he had to put on his chinstrap and ended up putting on his cap. “

About “Filomena”

The host also made reference to the member of the children’s group Back Cinnamon that on ‘Children’s Day’ he participated in the daily report of the Ministry of Health, where the authorities released the figures of infections and deaths from COVID-19: “They accompanied the data with a circus show. What is the crisis, Kirchnerism went from Brute Force to Filomena the clown, “he said.

“This scene unleashed all kinds of comments and criticism. In the Government, nobody took much responsibility for the decision. We were told that the suggestion came from Gabriela Bauer, director of Perinatal Health and Children of the Ministry of Health, who is the sister of Tristán Bauer, Minister of Culture. Anyway, this passed the filter of the Ministry of Health and, in addition, of the Presidency team, because every morning they prepare the infrastructure and supervise on site those press conferences, “he said.

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The Oxford vaccine

Lanata again referred to the government announcement about the manufacture in the country of the vaccine to combat the coronavirus: “Alberto Fernandez He said: ‘For the vaccine to be produced without profit and in Argentina it is to fulfill a dream’. The vaccine was developed by an English university, in cooperation with an English-Dutch laboratory; but at least the dream is 100% Argentine. “

“The government that keeps talking about the State ends up awarding itself a private vaccine. Why is this said to be the cheapest vaccine? why Oxford University asked to be done non profit in the case of governments. In other words, at cost, “he explained.

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Berni’s spot

“Berni, who has already been cured of COVID, launched a video of his political party with this text: ‘We are preparing to return because the Province deserves the efforts of all of us. Thank you for your accompanying messages. your strength is my strength. ‘ What did SuperBerni become? “Asked the journalist.

The patents of Alberto Fernández

In turn, Lanata also said: “Alberto owes the patent. It seems that, although his salary has not been reduced and his per diem is covered, the President also has pending accounts. He owes $ 44,163 in patents for his car. It’s a 2019 Toyota Corolla, which he used for the presidential inauguration on December 10. Since then she forgot to register the patent. He did not pay any fees during 2020. “

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Twitter

Lastly, the driver mentioned the episode starring the president of Brazil and related: “Bolsonaro picked up a dwarf believing it was a boy during the inauguration of a thermoelectric plant. Hopefully Kicillof has to go meet him. Because Bolsonaro picks him up in his arms and Kicillof is capable of pissing him. Finally, the only dwarf who likes to lift Bolsonaro is the ‘fascist dwarf.

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