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BURNING WITCHES – the ‘Bang With The Devil’ gang dance review

Anyone who has actively followed the metal scene in recent years must have stumbled across the BURNING WITCHES sooner or later. The young, up-and-coming band from Switzerland has been residing with the German industry leader Nuclear Blast Records since their second album “Hexenhammer” and enjoys working with the respected thrash veteran, Fett (DESTRUCTION), who took the women under his wing as the manager. Because of this, and perhaps also because women are seldom sown in metal than the increasingly popular playback shit, it has become commonplace that everyone speaks about the phenomenon BURNING WITCHES … or in our case: writes ,

It appeared to our editors that it was the order of the day to take a closer look at the witches’ feet with their third dance called “Dance With The Devil” and to give said output a performance in our popular and always funny gangbang series. But at times when underexposed porn roles are allowed to trumpet uncontrolled and unpunished sexist frivolity around the world, doesn’t it seem highly questionable to offer a gang of women like BURNING WITCHES a gangbang? We clearly say “no!” – after all, everyone should know by now that the thoughts and writing horizons of a stormbringer have always been of a strange nature and are still today.

In addition, there are stupid jokes or gender corrections in the grading – be it up or down – just as little as praise for the last HELENE FISCHER tour – and not just because of the suspected photo contracts. We only count the bright brushed steel and nothing else! Nevertheless, this matter of course is once again expressly emphasized for the sake of good order – and used in the old Stormbringer tradition as the basis for witty slips of great entertainment value. After all, no one in our crüe wants to get the four-string by Uncleschmuck backwards at the next DESTRUCTION concert and provide his ear canals as a service hatch to operate the mechanics.

So we take care of it and illuminate the new BURNING WITCHES record from stolzen’s perspective six editors and a valued guest author, Do we really have the next big thing in mind or an official load of hot air? Will Ronnie James Dio look benevolently from his black cloud at his disciples? Will he highlight Rob Halford in his retirement speech in 50 years as the phenomenon of the 10s and 20s? Become IRON MAIDEN do their descendants do to continue their life’s work to show that larger than life undead cannot be replaced by witch brooms? You can get opinions and wild speculations on these and other topics in our gangbang review on “Dance With The Devil”!

And to dispel any doubts (and because it’s just funny), we call this special “BURNING WITCHES – The” Bang With The Devil “Gang Dance Review”! Because here only the Crüe fucks – protected from any kind of receptions and illnesses by mile-long telecommunication cables and in complete absence of the gang banged. It couldn’t be safer and more decent! And wherever SABATON or AMON AMARTH have to put up with so many bums squid, after this special only the prince of darkness glows the aft hatch – poor sow!

And now we hope you enjoy our honest reviews of “Dance With The Devil”!

You can find the main review here and on the following pages.

Tracklist “Dance With The Devil”:

  1. The Incantation
  2. Lucid Nightmare
  3. Dance With The Devil
  4. Wings Of Steel
  5. Six feet underground
  6. Black Magic
  7. Sea of ​​lies
  8. The Sisters Of Fate
  9. Necronomicon
  10. The Final Fight
  11. Three fold return
  12. Battle Hymn (MANOWAR)


Table of Contents:

Page 1: Introduction
Page 2: Anthalerero
Page 3: Christian Wiederwald
Page 4: Seriously funny
Page 5: Hans Unteregger
Page 6: Lord Seriousface
Page 7: Marc F. Folivora
Page 8: Walter Thanner
Page 9: Conclusion

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